It's the bowl game for all the cheesy cologne 1988 can wear. The "Brut" Sun Bowl, from glorious El Paso, Texas, will be waged not in the trenches, nor via the airways, but rather in the nostrils. Oregon State and Missouri will travel south to the reputedly warm but actual quite tundra-like border town, where cheerleaders will be outfitted with BreatheRight strips, scented candles will replace end zone pylons, and Keith Jackson will alight on the artificial playing surface via parachute, wearing a suit that makes him look less like a Baby New Year, and more like a giant nose.