I don't have any particular allegiance to the Jacksonville Jaguars. I mean, their colors are kind of nice. I'm not sure how much I buy a blue-tongued jaguar (what, did he just eat a popsicle or something?), but Jacksonville's kind of a sleepy one-horse town whose NFL franchise is mostly just a little bit boring, saddled as it is in a primarily college-mad environment. I mean, they're not the most offensive team in the league, but they're just sort of there.