Me: "Boy I'm hung over from last night. I wonder what bowl game is on at 1 p.m." TV: "What's in your wallet?" Me: "Kill me!" Indeed, perhaps the most attractive non-BCS match-up of the 2006 bowl season, Arkansas against Wisconsin, will be beset by storming Vikings, dumb dads cashing in bad frequent-flier miles, and David Spade as a call-center employee. Thank heavens for Tivo.